Vyond-styled rants

Vyond-styled rants (also known as GoAnimate-styled rants), refers to the format for rant videos that is commonly used by YouTubers that are members of the Vyond community and its related communities. The trend started around late 2013 to early 2014 and is still continuing in 2019.

Why They're Horrible

 * 1) The main problem with this format is that it hardly gives any legitimate reason as to why the uploader hates the subject they're ranting on. They mostly consist of making fun of the name of the subject they're ranting on, nitpicking, doing nonsensical comparisons, making up information about the subject (i.e. if the subject is a television series, it's likely that the uploader will say "the characters eat poop and drink pee"). If the subject is a piece of work or invention, it might even involve attacking people who invented or worked on the subject. On top of that, they're very repetitive, a common trait in many genres of videos associated with Vyond, the website from which this format originated from.
 * 2) A majority of them use nonsensical phrases such as "the characters like to go on failure adventures".
 * 3) Towards the end of the videos, the uploaders tend to include a spot where they state that a person or fictional character (usually one they hate), or another user likes the rant's subject and claims that the character/user in question wants to join the cast, but can't since the character is from its own company, not the subject's company, while another person or character (usually one they like) hates it. This is incredibly stupid, as the characters or people who are featured in these parts may not be real or, if they're real, not know the subject, so it cannot be determined for sure if they would like or hate it. In the case of featured users liking the subject, it can be considered cyberbullying. However, as for the featured users they say "I respect his/her opinion" to avoid criticism. Then the user would say that something else is 1 million (or other big numbers) times better than the rant's subject, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with the subject, and doesn't contribute that much to the rant. You could remove that part and nothing would change. In some of  older rant videos, the zeros would drag on for too long whenever he would say that something is better than the rant's subject.
 * 4) Some rant videos of this format are also done on users, which can also be considered cyberbullying.
 * 5) Some uploaders will abruptly delay or cancel rants for no reason.
 * 6) Some rant videos use earrape (that is, they max out the volume of the speaking), which is rather unnecessary.
 * 7) Some uploaders will disrespect opinions on the rant's subject or attack others who don't like their rant videos.
 * 8) At the beginning of each one, they usually say "Before I start the rant, If you like this [subject] I respect your opinion" but, once again, this is usually to avoid criticism.
 * 9) On some of these rants, people wish death on others, which is very heartless.
 * 10) They don't even qualify as rants, since they overuse terms.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Although rare, some rants made in Vyond actually feel like proper rants as opposed to the mindless rambling from most Vyond-styled rants.
 * 2) Some rants can be considered "so bad, it's funny".
 * 3) There was one user called ReadyJetGoFTWKuuKuuHarajukuFTL2004 that tried to make her Vyond-styled rants and salutes different from others by having in-depth explanations.

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'''NOTE: The text below outlines a typical transcript for a Vyond-styled rant. It doesn't completely apply to all Vyond-styled rant videos, but it should give you a precise idea of what they are like.'''

"[subject name]? More like [parody of [subject name]]! Oh my god, this [subject type] sucks! This [subject type] is a ripoff of [another subject] which was [bad enough/way better than this]. This [subject type] involves (number) characters, and they like to go on failure adventures. [character name] is stupid. [character name] is dumb. [character name] is a huge crybaby, and I bet you're going to laugh at the next picture. Why? Because they're actually crying in this picture! HAHAHAHAHAHA! They deserved it for having a bad [subject type]! [character name] is an idiot. And [character name]? Well, nobody gives a crap about them, not two, not three, not four, not even [ridiculously long number]. You can tell nobody gives a crap about them because [reasons]. The characters like to eat poop, drink pee, and have sex at night. The [subject type] even got a [spinoff of rant subject]. [spinoff of rant subject]? No! More like [parody of [spinoff subject name]]! This [subject type] sucks! The animation is stupid, the music is overrated, and the songs are dumb. [If the rant is about a television series: I hope this show gets cancelled soon/Thank god this show got canceled in [year].] Do you know who likes this [subject type]? [name of person or character, usually one the uploader hates]. They want to join the cast, but they can't because [reasons]. Do you know who hates this [subject type]? [name of person or character, usually one the uploader likes]. They want to kill the cast. So screw X, and screw Y. Z is over [ridiculous number] times better than [subject name]. End of rant. Next rant, [subject name for upcoming rant]. After that, [subject name for upcoming rant]. After that [subject name for upcoming rant], etc."

YouTubers Who Make Rants of this Format

 * 1) UTubeTrollPolice (UTTP): They make rants with a lot of ear rape.
 * 2) Memehog: He does the same thing, but at least he doesn't use the dumb names and the like and hating spot.
 * 3) TWOOZF620// Kai-LanFanatic347/S&SFan739 VGCP
 * 4) Michael The Vyond Guy: He makes rants that can be compared to Riley's.
 * 5) Strawberry Nicholas: She did make them on her rants, such as her Trotro rant and other rants she made. However, she is still a nice user.
 * 6) Juju O: He did make them back in the past while he had 104 subscribers, as of April 2019, they still cannot be watched due to him closing his account and being inactive on every wiki he is a user on. Other than himself doing them, his imposter makes them.
 * 7) Jay Kizer: He makes them all the time, even his other rants he has done. Other than that. He made a rant on Normal Styled Rants.
 * 8) Marcus Acosta Films 2007: He used to do them but stopped before he got terminated by Marcus Riley, but when he came back on his new channel, he stopped doing them.
 * 9) Pucca ftw kid vs kat sucks
 * 10) Nicknetwork: Before he was terminated, he used to make rants.
 * 11) HammerBro101: He makes these types of rants sometimes.
 * 12) Kris the GoAnimator BabyMediaFTL: Most of his rants are Vyond Styled. Mainly on Nursery Rhymes.

Former

 * 1) HyperMan53: He stopped making those rants due to them being overused and not detailed. He now makes regular rants.
 * : She used to milk rants until she got terminated in late 2015. Before she got terminated, she planned to make a rant on Teen Titans Go!, but was never made due to termination.
 * 1) Brendan Barney: He used to make these rants. However, he stopped making them around 2016.
 * 2) UltimateMakerDude30: He stopped making them after he left Vyond.
 * 3) DeluxeEmeraldFan Official: Found out how Vyond Styled Rants look like. He now makes rants by his own.
 * 4) Александра Грибанова (Alexei Gribanov): She used to make them, but after a confession with Princess-Josie-Riki on DeviantArt, she deleted all of them in her YouTube and DeviantArt accounts (except one on YouTube and two on DeviantArt).

Examples
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