Blog:Fidl's rant on baby shows (fake video)

Fidl Rants #1: Baby Shows is a video by Fidl where he rants on "baby" (preschool) shows. It was uploaded on January 12, 2016.

Transcript
Disclaimer: If you like baby shows, I respect your opinion. Baby shows? More like crappy shows! Oh my god, these shows are worse than Hitler! These shows are stupid, gay, retarded, evil, and autistic, and should be illegal. The worst baby show ever is Cayloo. Cayloo? More like Screw you! Oh my god! This kid is a crybaby with no hair. Then there's Dora the Explorer. Dora the Explorer? More like Dora the Fatass! Oh my god, this show is stupid and annoying. And there's Barney. Barney? More like Bratney! Oh my god, he is a disgusting fatass pedo. Then there's Little Bill. Little Bill? More like Little Bitch! Oh my god, he is Cayloo as a sexual harasser. Then there's Teletubbies? More like Fatasstubbies. Oh my god, they are so creepy. Do you know who likes baby shows? All bad users! They worship baby shows because they suck. And do you know who hates baby shows? The Simpsons. They want to kill all baby show characters! So screw baby shows, and screw Fortnite! GoAnimate is 3674322322222111178900000000 times better than baby shows. End of rant.

Why It's Trashy

 * 1) He calls baby shows worse than Hitler. Are you fucking serious?
 * 2) He also calls them  gay (which is offensive to gays), retarded (which is offensive to people with that condition), and autistic (which is offensive to people with that condition as well).
 * 3) He wants baby shows to be illegal when that's impossible.
 * 4) He calls Barney a pedophile when there's no evidence of that at all. Also, that's disgusting.
 * 5) He calls Little Bill Caillou as a sexuak harrasser just cause they're both bald and Little Bill is Bill Cosby as a kid. THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S A SEXUAL HARASSER!
 * 6) He says all bad users like baby shows when there's no definitive good or bad user.
 * 7) He says the Simpsons hate baby shows when they're just fictional, so they wouldn't have their minds made up on baby shows.
 * 8) He says "I respect your opinion" just to avoid controversy.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) He regrets making this video.

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