Stick Figure The Movie (2002)

Stick Figure The Movie (2002) was a video that was originally uploaded in 2014 by Engelbash Productions, Inc. (formerly known as Logan Swan Productions, Inc.). It's a "film" made with Vyond, using its now-retired "Stick Figure" theme.

Why It's Horrible

 * 1) It can't be qualified as a film, as it only goes for 9 minutes and a bit of seconds over it.
 * 2) It has an extremely inconsistent and nonsensical plot: it starts (after the opening logos) with a black stickman making random noises and laughing in a park before cutting to him going to a bathroom with the door wide open, which a female stick figure walks through and chastises him for. After the stickman gets up, the female stick figure looks into the toilet before angrily picking it up, with the stickman running to a room crying. The scene then changes to a car in a garage before cutting to the backyard of the house and cutting again to the female stick figure asking a buff-looking one if they know the Grinch. An intro sequence to a green stick figure (assumingly the Grinch) plays before cutting to them chasing the black stickman, knocking him away with a baseball bat. After a sequence of the stickman falling up and down, the scene then cuts to him in an area that is claimed to be Antarctica, accompained by a white stick figure. Freddi Fish and Luther show up and are promptly defeated by the stick figures in a short battle. The stick figures then celebrate before the closing logos show up.
 * 3) As seen in the plot, there are no clearly defined character roles.
 * 4) Hip hop and rap songs play all over the video (supposedly the "film soundtrack"), which can be distracting.
 * 5) A large part of the video consists only of the scene in which the Grinch chases the black stickman (which can be seen in the image), which literally goes for 4 minutes out of its run time.
 * 6) *Speaking of the Grinch themselves, they look nothing like the actual Grinch, being only a green stick figure (like mentioned before in reason 2) with red eyes.
 * 7) *Also, the battle scene is extremely anticlimactic, as Freddi Fish and Luther are defeated by a simple laser fired by the white stick figure, with that moment lasting for 3 seconds.
 * 8) The scene in Antarctica is almost exactly ripped from Greeny Phatom The Movie, another atrocious film video on YouTube. The part that was ripped off can be viewed here.
 * 9) The video's title had "(2002)" on it, which could state that the "film" was released in 2002. If this is true, then it's an obvious lie, since the video was uploaded in 2014 (again, like mentioned before).
 * 10) *Not to mention, it would also be impossible for the "film" to be released or uploaded to YouTube in that claimed year, since Vyond and YouTube were founded several years later (2007 and 2005, respectively).
 * 11) Most of the opening and closing logos are, ironically enough, recreations from those by competing film publishers, these being DreamWorks, Universal Pictures, and Paramount Network.

Redeeming qualities

 * 1) The logo recreations are at least accurate for the case of Vyond.