Vyond-styled rants

Note: This page was imported from an unknown wiki. Vyond Style Rants are rants that are rants, but are in Vyond. They have been reoccurring in Vyond since the 2010s, and are still in production to this day. They are also reoccurring outside of Vyond.

Why They're Trashy

 * 1) The rants are infamous for its poor quality control, as the videos sometimes rely on well received children's shows such as Sesame Street, Arthur, etc, just because they are preschool shows is just a very stupid reason to hate them. There's even rants out of users, which are repetitive, boring, unfunny and could often lead to harassment in terms of the GoAnimate ranting community.
 * 2) The rants are often done on Google Slides or on PowerPoint by using a screen recorder like Screencastify, Screencast-O-Matic, Bandicam, etc.
 * 3) *Most of them look really lazy and rushed. They don’t even cut out the white background to put the image, stock photo, or gif on a transparent background, and don’t even make there own art.
 * 4) Almost all of the rants use this narrative, but with the words in brackets being different:
 * 5) (Inserts name of media here)? more like (inserts name of media here, but changed in a way that is similar to the name of the media, but in a hate form). (Usually: This (media type) is a ripoff of (inserts names of other media here). (This (insert media type, or (name of film)) (Talks about the (plot (sometimes)) and information about this (media type)). (Says something they hate about this (media type), and starts saying “Oh Oh Oh!”, but with (Usually: an earrape sound effect), as well as with shaking effect, or red effect). This (media type) sucks. Do you know who likes this (media type)? (Fictional character (if it’s a fictional character(s) they say “(Insert fictional character(s)) really wanted to be in this (media type), but they are grounded) or YouTuber). Do you know who hates this (media type)? (Insert a YouTuber’s account name here).                                                                                               So this (media type) sucks, and so does (Insert a few other (media of the same type here). Do you know what is better than this (media type)? (Insert other media of the same type here). This (media type) is (insert a number that is (almost always) 1,000,000 or larger) times better than that movie.                                                                                                                              Next rant (insert media, usually of a different type here) and (repeats “after that” every time they finish saying a new thing, usually four things).                                                                                                                                                                  End of rant (and the video is over).
 * 6) They claim things that are crude, offensive, outrageous, or nonsensical:
 * 7) They (The group name for the main characters, though not said) like to go on failure adventures, which gets repetitive. Plus, why do they think they like to go on failure adventures? It doesn't mean a character goes on failure adventures, just because you hate that media.
 * 8) The person who made the rant even gives unfair reasons to hate any sort of media that they hate, or even make outrageous claims like the characters doing drugs, eat their own feces, drink their own urine when they are thirsty, and whatever claims that are often made within these videos themselves.
 * 9) The rants use users, fictional characters, and even fictional media, which don’t even relate to the media they’re ranting on whatsoever. On top of that, a user called Christmas Yes Sunny Day No is notorious for adding fictional characters in the like and hate spots in his said videos, and he got criticized for that.
 * 10) The Vyond style salutes aren't any better than the rants themselves either, as they are similar to those said videos, but both of which are really boring to watch.
 * 11) These types of videos have been targets of GoCommentators, and the commentaries that are solely on GoAnimate videos aren't that much better as most of the users who make these tend to either insult the users involved in the videos, or try to force them to quit making GoAnimate/Vyond styled rants, which of course always backfires as some of the users who have been commentated on by them would usually either ignore it, flag it down, amongst other things.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The more like terms can rarely be funny on those videos, depending on your view.
 * 2) Sometimes, the rants can have valid reasons to hate the thing they're ranting on. (i.e. Teen Titans Go! being ranted on for teaching kids bad lessons and ruined the original Teen Titans, Sugar from TDPI, for torturing Ella and voting her out for a dumb reason just because of singing, or Miracle Star, for ripping off The Amazing World of Gumball)
 * 3) Most of these videos usually rant on media that is hated by a good amount of people. Still, the big problem with them is that they still usually use the same plot and elements as said in the Bad Qualities section above.
 * 4) The videos do explain a little, or even some information about the media they’re ranting on.

Examples
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Videos
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