Caillou Gets Grounded: Caillou's Birthday Punishment Day

Caillou Gets Grounded: Caillou's Birthday Punishment Day is a punishment day torture video that was uploaded to YouTube by Harry Strack The Goanimator on December 18, 2022. As the title states Caillou gets a punishment day in his birthday for no good reason.

Why Caillou Should Just Get Simple Gifts Instead of This Bullshit

 * 1) This video is self-explanatory, It's a punishment day video where Caillou gets harshly abused in his birthday and a long minute Caillou torture porn video.
 * 2) Even if Caillou is one of the most controversial shows on PBS kids, he doesn't deserve to get this type of abuse at all.
 * 3) Boris, Doris, Rosie, Leo, Clementine, Sarah, Miss Martin, Ms. Clementine, and Mr. Cherry Cook (although, since he only did some minor wrongdoings in the incident) were at their  absolute fucking worst in this video , as they abuse Caillou to the extreme during his birthday, which shows all of them as sadistic, cruel, mentally insane, evil, heartless, nihilistic, unsympathetic psychopaths to him.
 * 4) Countless plotholes, no sufficient research, and Vyond Logic excuses:
 * 5) * First of all, how did the traps already get set up?
 * 6) * What are inside the presents? While it's shown to be Thomas the Tank Engine (which makes sense cause the eponymous show was formerly on PBS), how can he fit inside the presents?
 * 7) * The punishments themselves are pretty self-explanatory, they give nothing but anger-inducing reactions, this would make Child Services and the FBI so furious at them for what they did.
 * 8) ** Starting off, when Caillou wakes up, a chainsaw falls on his head and brutally hurts him, damaging one of his eyes. Plus Caillou survives and later magically heals.
 * 9) ** In the stairs there are traps set up, thankfully he avoids them.
 * 10) ** They first off burnt down his bedroom stuff (except his computer).
 * 11) ** As stated above, while he did avoid the spike pits, unfortunately, they force him to fall into them.
 * 12) ** Boris deletes System32 on his computer, this is very dangerous as it can be destructive to your computer, but won't delete the desktop, documents, pictures. music and videos along with downloads. But there is no mention of his Cloud storage. He also deletes his phone data, only to later destroy them.
 * 13) ** When they sent Caillou to Chuck E. Cheese, they coerce him to kill Chuck E. Cheese (the mascot) himself using an M16. Though since Vyond didn't bother specifying which M16 it is. We can only assume this is the M16A1 variant, whose caliber is a 5.56 NATO and can carry up to 20 to 100 plus 1 if the round is in the chamber (depending on the magazine, though the one used is a 30 round mag, which can carry up to 30+1 rounds), though only one shot was used. Though they used was military model which in fact the M16 is legal for civilians to own, we can also assume that it could be the civilian variant which is the AR-15 which is .223 Remington and can carry up to 5 to 30 plus 1 if the round is in the chamber. Should it be noted that Caillou is a child and has no experience with weapons.
 * 14) ** After shooting Chuck E. Cheese, they strap him in the sign and decide to use a nuclear missile. Which is illegal for civilians to own and also Boris and his accomplices had done terrorism and property damage. Though it's unknown if there were people still inside Chuck E. Cheese.
 * 15) **Also, why are they all in Chuck E. Cheese? Aren't they from Canada.
 * 16) **Boris cuts off Caillou's ear with a sword, which is mutilation, this is similar to how Mr. Blonde from Reservoir Dogs cut off the officer's ear but worse, as the victim is a child.
 * 17) **After getting his ear chopped off, they force him to take a quiz, while it might sound harmless at first, it jumpscares Caillou.
 * 18) **After failing the quiz, Rosie, Sarah, Leo and Clementine, shoots Caillou with MP5s, while self-explanatory, there is a few things that doesn't make sense, which MP5 were they using? Since Vyond didn't specify which variant, by the looks of it we can say its the MP5A5, also they didn't seem to reload their MP5s implying they have infinite ammo, as the MP5 can carry up to 30+1 rounds with other magazine options including 15, 30, 40, or 50 round detachable box magazine and 100-round Beta C-Mag drum magazine, though the one in Vyond is a 30 round mag and carries 30+1 rounds but they shot more than that, also while self-explanatory, Rosie, Sarah, Leo and Clementine are kids and they have no experience with weapons. It's even worse when you find out this was the weapon the students Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold used during the Columbine High School massacre.
 * 19) **After Caillou was shot multiple times, they pour bleach on him to deteriorate his pain. Also bleach can be very dangerous when aimed at the eyes.
 * 20) **After that they decide to fire nuclear missiles at the houses of Little Bill and Dora, despite the fact both Marquez family and Glovers have no involvements with this. While it was explained on both sides why they are grounded.
 * 21) ***On Dora's side, when they were grounding Dora after killing her teacher, when they mention the weapon, they mispronounces Ak-47 as "Alaska-47".
 * 22) ***Little Bill on the other hand, they ground Little Bill on something do with Elephant (either his pet or an actual elephant). Also should be noted when the nuke hit the house, shouldn't it hit the neighbors as well?
 * 23) **After destroying both houses, they force Caillou to lay down, the rest is self-explanatory.
 * 24) **After chainsawing him, they force him to read a book.
 * 25) **After reading the book, they force him to eat a "cake" which is made out of dirt, which is very disgusting.
 * 26) **They force him into the remnants of his room but with excrement all over it. Which is also disgusting.
 * 27) **They send Fred Jones, to give Caillou a concussion.
 * 28) **Making him listen to Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley, self-explanatory, also it's earrape which means the viewer must mute, lower or skip the part.
 * 29) **Putting Caillou's leg in a blender, which is mutilation and disgusting.
 * 30) **The penultimate punishment is where they dismember Caillou with chainsaws.
 * 31) **The final punishment, they force Caillou to jump off a building, while filming it, this is enforced suicide and snuff filming, which is something that Logan Paul did to the dead bodies while he’s at the Aokigahara forest at the time, but instead of the dead bodies killed by suicide, it’s about Caillou jumping off the building to commit suicide.
 * 32) *If this was realistic, The adults would all face multiple death sentences and the kids would face multiple life sentences with a death sentence once they reach the legal age. However, the video makes the viewer think that they all got the special treatment which explains why they are walking free.
 * 33) *Caillou would be dead anyways after the chainsaw falls on him when waking up and he would die of blood loss, which is just pointless to start punishing him.
 * 34) After Caillou dies, they celebrate his death, which is heartless as it's considered disrespecting the dead.
 * 35) The people who abused Caillou gets off with their crimes, making them insufferable Karma Houdinis. As stated above they received some special treatment from the law and what kind of justice system is this?
 * 36) For reasons overall, this whole video is nothing but pure torture that can also make the viewers furious for what they did.
 * 37) Atrocious moral: "Abusing your children during their birthday if you feel like hating them is good." What the fuck.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Caillou is the only likable character in this video, as he really needs justice and mercy from his abusive parents.
 * 2) *Dora and Little Bill were also somewhat likeable.
 * 3) At least Mr. Cherry Cook was considered to be a “minor” (he’s an adult though) in this incident, as seen in one of Alex Wurmser's videos.
 * 4) In the sequel video, "Boris, Doris, and Rosie (Harry Strack) Goes To Court" made by Alex Wurmser, Boris, Doris and Rosie thankfully got their comeuppances by getting arrested by the GoCity Police for what they did to Caillou on his birthday.
 * 5) * It even revealed that Caillou had survived (presumably due to Vyond Logic), but he was severely injured throughout the events of "Caillou's Birthday Punishment Day".
 * 6) * Same goes to Leo, Clementine and Sarah as they were punished by their parents and even Jorge (as seen only in the deleted scenes), along with Miss Martin, Ms. Clementine and Mr. Cherry Cook (even though, since he only did something minor during Caillou's Birthday incident) as well.
 * 7) * It was also mentioned the PaperLuigi99 versions of the abusers were executed offscreen, hinting that they're possibly dead.