Vyond-styled rants

Vyond-styled rants (also known as GoAnimate-styled rants), refers to the format for rant videos that is commonly used by YouTubers that are members of the Vyond community and its related communities. The trend started around late 2013 to early 2014, and is still continuing in 2019.

Why They're Atrocious

 * 1) The main problem with this format is that it hardly gives any legitimate reason as of why the uploader hates the subject they're ranting on. They mostly consist of making fun of the name of the subject they're ranting on, nitpicking, doing nonsensical comparisons, making up information about the subject (i.e. if the subject is a television series, it's likely that the uploader will say "the characters eat poop and drink pee"). If the subject is a piece of work or invention, it might even involve attacking people who invented or worked on the subject. On top of that, they're very repetitive, a commont trait in many genres of videos associated with Vyond, the website from which this format originated from.
 * 2) A majority of them use nonsensical phrases such as "the characters like to go on failure adventures".
 * 3) Towards the end of the videos, the uploaders tend to include a spot where they state that a person or fictional character (usually one they hate) likes the rant's subject while another person or character (usually one they like) hates it. This is incredibly stupid, as the characters or people who are featured in these parts may not be real or, if they're real, not know the subject, so it cannot be determined for sure if they would like or hate it. In the case of featured users liking the subject, it can be considered cyberbullying.
 * 4) Some rant videos of this format are also done on users, which can also be considered cyberbullying.
 * 5) Some uploaders will abruptly delay or cancel rants for no reason.
 * 6) Some rant videos use earrape (that is, they max out the volume of the speaking), which is rather unnecessary.
 * 7) Some uploaders will disrespect opinions on the rant's subject or attack others who don't like their rant videos.

'''NOTE: The text below outlines a typical transcript for a Vyond-styled rant. It doesn't completely apply to all Vyond-styled rant videos, but it should give you a precise idea of what they are like.'''

"[subject name]? More like [parody of [subject name]]! Oh my god, this [subject type] sucks! This [subject type] is a ripoff of [another subject] which was [bad enough/way better than this]. This [subject type] involves (number) characters, and they like to go on failure adventures. [character name] is stupid. [character name] is dumb. [character name] is a huge crybaby, and I bet you're going to laugh at the next picture. Why? Because they're actually crying in this picture! HAHAHAHAHAHA! They deserved it for having a bad [subject type]! [character name] is an idiot. And [character name]? Well, nobody gives a crap about them, not two, not three, not four, not even [ridiculously long number]. You can tell nobody gives a crap about them because [reasons]. The characters like to eat poop, drink pee, and have sex at night. The [subject type] even got a [spinoff of rant subject]. [spinoff of rant subject]? No! More like [parody of [spinoff subject name]]! This [subject type] sucks! The animation is stupid, the music is overrated, and the songs are dumb. [If the rant is about a television series: I hope this show gets cancelled soon/Thank god this show got canceled in [year].] Do you know who likes this [subject type]? [name of person or character, usually one the uploader hates]. They want to join the cast, but they can't because [reasons]. Do you know who hates this [subject type]? [name of person or character, usually one the uploader likes]. They want to kill the cast. So screw X, and screw Y. Z is over [ridiculous number] times better than [subject name]. End of rant. Next rant, [subject name for upcoming rant]. After that, [subject name for upcoming rant]. After that [subject name for upcoming rant], etc."

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Although rare, some rants made in Vyond actually feel like proper rants as opposed to the mindless rambling from most Vyond-styled rants.
 * 2) Some rants can be considered "so bad, it's funny".
 * 3) Even though the Vyond-styled salutes are also formulaic, they're better than the rants, since they're usually better made.

YouTubers Who Make Rants of this Format

 * 1) Loser336 LynnLoud909: He makes them all the time, just like what average toxic Vyond user does. He even made one on us.
 * 2) UTubeTrollPolice (UTTP): They make rants with a lot of earrape.
 * 3) Memehog: He does the same thing, but at least he doesn't use the dumb names and the like and hating spot.
 * 4) Brendan Barney: He used to make these rants. However, he stopped making them around 2016.
 * 5) TWOOZF620// Kai-LanFanatic347/S&SFan739 VGCP: He completely does the same thing as Loser336 LynnLoud909. *Sighs*
 * 6) Michael The Vyond Guy: He makes rants that can be compared to Brendan Barney's.
 * 7) Strawberry Nicholas: She did make them on her rants, such as her Trotro rant and other rants she made. However, she is still a nice user.
 * 8) Juju O: He did make them back in the past while he had 104 subscribers, as of April 2019, they still cannot be watched due to him closing his account and being inactive on every wiki he is a user on. Other than himself doing them, his imposter makes them.
 * 9) Jay Kizer: He makes them all the time, even his other rants he has done. Other than that. He made a rant on Normal Styled Rants.
 * 10) Marcus Acosta Films 2007: He used to do them, but stopped before he got terminated by Marcus Riley along with Loser336 LynnLoud909.
 * 11) Pucca FTW Kid Vs Kat Sucks: He makes rants on children's series.
 * 12) Nicknetwork: Before he was terminated, he used to make rants.
 * 13) Александра Грибанова: She wused to make them, but after a confession with PogorikiFan10 on Deviantart, she deleted all of them in her YouTube and Deviantart accounts (except one on YouTube).
 * 14) StevenUniverseFTW Panty&StockingFTL: She used to milk rants until she got terminated in late 2015. Before she got terminated, she planned to make a rant on Teen Titans Go!, but was never made due to termination.
 * 15) HammerBro101: He rarely makes these types of rants, but when he does, it's usually on something he hates. He's planning to make a rant on Jolien from Subway Surfers for being the bane of his existence and the reason he doesn't want to play Subway Surfers anymore.

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