Vyond-styled rants

Vyond-styled rants refers to the format for rant videos that is commonly used by YouTubers that are members of the Vyond community and its related communities. The trend started in late 2013 or 2014 and is still continuing in 2019.

Why They're Atrocious

 * 1) The main problem with this format is the fact it hardly gives any legitimate points as to why the uploader hates the subject they're ranting on. They mostly consist of making fun of the name of the subject they're ranting on, nitpicking, nonsensical comparisons, made-up information about the subject (i.e. if the subject is a television series, it's likely that the uploader will say that "the characters eat poop and drink pee"), and even attack on people who worked on the subject of the rant. On top of that, they are very repetitive, a trait common throughout many genres of videos associated with Vyond, the website from which these rants originated from.
 * 2) A good amount of videos use nonsensical phrases such as "the characters like to go on failure adventures".
 * 3) Towards the end of the videos, they tend to include a spot where the uploader states that a character or person (usually one the uploader hates) like what is being ranted on, and another character or person (usually one the uploader likes) hates the subject of the rant. This is incredibly stupid, as the characters featured are not real, so it cannot be determined for sure if a character would like or hate what is being ranted on. In the case of featured users liking the rant's subject, it can be considered cyberbullying.
 * 4) Some rant videos are also done on users, which can also be considered cyberbullying.
 * 5) Some uploaders will abruptly delay or cancel rants for no reason.
 * 6) Some rant videos use earrape (that is, they max out the volume of the speaking), which is rather unnecessary.
 * 7) Some uploaders will disrespect opinions on the rant's subject or attack others who do not like their rants.

NOTE: The format below doesn't 100% apply to all Vyond-style rant videos, but this should give you a good idea of what they are like.

"[subject name]? More like [parody of [subject name]]! Oh my god, this (show/movie/game) sucks! This (show/movie/game) is a ripoff of (another show/movie/game) which was (bad enough/way better than this). This (show/movie/game) involves (insert number here) characters, and they like to go on failure adventures. (Character) is stupid. (Character) is dumb. (Character) is a huge crybaby, and I bet you're going to laugh at the next picture. Why? Because they're actually crying in this picture! HAHAHAHAHAHA! They deserved it for having a bad (media)! (Character) is an idiot. And (Character)? Well, nobody gives a crap about them, not two, not three, not four, not even (ridiculously long number). You can tell nobody gives a crap about them because (reasons). The characters like to eat poop, drink pee, and have sex at night. The (show/movie/game) even got a (spinoff of rant subject). (spinoff of rant subject)? No! More like (immature parody of spinoff's title)! This (show/movie/game) sucks! The animation is stupid, the music is overrated, and the songs are dumb. (If the rant is about a show: I hope this show gets cancelled soon/Thank god this show got canceled in (year).) Do you know who likes this (show/movie/game)? (Character or person, usually one the uploader hates). They want to join the cast, but they can't because (reasons). Do you know who hates this (show/movie/game)? (Character or person, usually one the uploader likes). They want to kill the cast. So screw X, and screw Y. Z is over (ridiculous number) times better than X. End of rant. Next rant, A. After that, B. After that C, etc."

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Although rare, some rants made in GoAnimate/Vyond actually feel like proper rants as opposed to the mindless rambling from most Vyond-style rants.
 * 2) Some rants can be considered "so bad, it's funny".
 * 3) Even though the Vyond-style salutes are also formulaic, they're better than the rants because they're usually better made.

YouTubers Who Make Rants of this Format

 * 1) Loser336 LynnLoud909: He makes them all the time, just like what regular Vyonders do. He even made one during his disturbing rant about us.
 * 2) UTTP: They make these rants as well, and use tons of earrape.
 * 3) Memehog: He does the same thing, but at least he doesn't use the dumb names and the like and hating spot.
 * 4) Brendan Barney: He used to make these rants. However, he stopped making them around 2016.
 * 5) TWOOZF620// Kai-LanFanatic347/S&SFan739 VGCP: He completely does the same thing as Loser336 LynnLoud909. *Sighs*
 * 6) Michael The Vyond Guy: He makes rants that can be compared to Brendan Barney's.
 * 7) Strawberry Nicholas: She did make them on her rants, such as her Trotro rant and other rants she made. However, she is still a nice user.
 * 8) Juju O: He did make them back in the past while he had 104 subscribers, as of April 2019, they still cannot be watched due to him closing his account and being inactive on every wiki he is a user on. Other than himself doing them, his imposter makes them.
 * 9) Jay Kizer: He makes them all the time, even his other rants he has done. Other than that. He made a rant on Normal Styled Rants.
 * 10) Marcus Acosta Films 2007: He used to do them, but stopped before he got terminated by Marcus Riley along with Loser336 LynnLoud909.
 * 11) Pucca FTW Kid Vs Kat Sucks: He makes rants on preschool shows.
 * 12) Nicknetwork:: He used to make them, but he was terminated.
 * 13) Александра Грибанова: She was used to makes them, but after a confession with PogorikiFan10 on DeviantArt, she deleted all of them in her YouTube and DeviantArt accounts (except one on YouTube).
 * 14) StevenUniverseFTW Panty&StockingFTL: She used to milk rants until she got terminated in late 2015. Before she got terminated, she planned to make a rant Teen Titans Go!, but was never made due to termination.

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